Important Notice
This Is a Joke Website

NotDuneVision.tv is a parody website created as a friendly joke. We do not actually sell sand, dirt, gravel, or any other bulk earth materials. We cannot help you with your landscaping project. We are sorry.

If you need actual professional livestream production services — multi-camera event coverage, corporate webcasts, sports broadcasting — please visit the real professionals:

DuneVision.tv — Broadcast-level live production for Northwest Indiana and beyond. They are very good at what they do. Unlike us.

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Our Materials

Bulk Earth Materials &
Delivery Services

Five material categories. Unlimited pile potential. Zero cameras. NotDuneVision delivers the physical, tangible, non-digital materials your project actually requires.

Full Catalog

Everything We Deliver

Our complete material catalog, presented with the same structured clarity a production company would use to list their service offerings. Because professionalism applies to dirt, too.

01
Sand
Washed • Play • Mason • Fill
Premium washed sand in multiple grades. Sourced locally and delivered in bulk by the cubic yard. Available in play, mason, concrete, and fill grades. None of it will help you stream an event.
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02
Dirt
Fill • Clean • Screened
Honest, no-frills fill dirt and screened clean dirt for grading, leveling, and general earth-related applications. This is literally just dirt. It is very good dirt.
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03
Gravel
#8 • #53 • Pea • Crusher Run
Multiple gravel grades sourced from Indiana quarries. Ideal for driveways, drainage, decorative landscaping, and standing in front of while looking professional with a clipboard.
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04
Topsoil
Screened • Premium • Blended
Premium screened topsoil for lawns, gardens, raised beds, and general planting applications. Rich, dark, and utterly incapable of being broadcast at any resolution.
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05
Mulch
Hardwood • Black • Brown • Red
Bulk hardwood mulch for landscaping beds, tree rings, and decorative ground cover. Available in natural, black, brown, and red. Has a pleasant smell. Is not a webcast.
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Delivery Tiers

Production Levels For Every Project

Like any professional operation, we scale our service to match your project scope. From a modest residential pile to a full commercial earth-moving engagement.

Tier 01
The Molehill

Single-material residential delivery for modest projects. One truck, one material, clean execution. Ideal for sandbox fills, small garden beds, and flower border edging.

  • Up to 5 cubic yards
  • Single material type
  • Standard 48-hour lead time
  • Basic pile placement
  • You do your own spreading
  • Scooter probably drives this one
Tier 02
The Dune

Multi-material delivery for mid-size residential or light commercial projects. Coordinated loads, scheduled windows, and a pile sizeable enough to confuse your mail carrier.

  • 5–20 cubic yards
  • Up to 3 material types
  • Scheduled delivery window
  • Coordinated truck routing
  • Post-delivery pile review
  • The Stick may be deployed
Tier 03
The Mountain

Full-production earth delivery for large commercial sites, major landscaping projects, and clients who have truly committed to the bit. Mitchell handles this tier personally.

  • 20+ cubic yards
  • Full material catalog
  • Priority scheduling
  • Multi-truck coordination
  • On-site Mitchell
  • The Stick is definitely coming
Delivery Area

Where We Deliver

NotDuneVision serves a broad region across northern Indiana and the greater Chicagoland area. If you can describe where you want the pile, we can probably get there.

Northwest Indiana service area map

Our primary service territory covers Porter and Lake Counties in Northwest Indiana, including Valparaiso, Portage, Merrillville, Crown Point, Chesterton, and surrounding communities. We have delivered to most of the towns along US-30 and several we found by accident.

Extended deliveries are available into Chicagoland, Michiana (including Michigan City and the surrounding area), and select Indianapolis-area locations for Tier 03 projects. Extended delivery zones may carry additional fees depending on load size and whether Scooter's truck is cooperating that week.

If you are unsure whether we deliver to your area, call us. We will give you an honest answer, which is more than you can say for a lot of gravel companies.

Primary
Porter County, Lake County, IN
Extended
Chicagoland, Michiana
Tier 03 Only
Indianapolis Metro
Radius
Standard: 50 miles from Valparaiso
Lead Time
48 hours standard, 24 hours rush
Streaming
We Don't Go There