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Take Me to the Real Site
Mitchell — Founder and Director of Pile Operations
Founder & Director of Pile Operations

Mitchell

Mitchell founded NotDuneVision after realizing that the bulk material delivery market in Northwest Indiana was dramatically underserved by operators who took the work seriously. He had previously spent several years doing something entirely unrelated to dirt, which he prefers not to discuss, before pivoting fully into earth materials in 2025.

As Director of Pile Operations, Mitchell oversees all delivery logistics, client consultations, and the ongoing negotiation with Scooter about whether the red truck needs a new transmission. (It does. Scooter disagrees.) He has strong opinions about the correct gravel size for residential driveways and will share them whether you ask or not.

Mitchell personally handles all Tier 03 Mountain-level deliveries, which he refers to as "the big shows." He is the only member of the team who has read the entire Indiana DOT guide to aggregate specifications. He brings it up regularly.

Specializations
Role
Founder, Pile Director
Materials
All Five. Ask About Gravel.
Specialty
Large-Volume Delivery Coordination
Truck
Gerald (the blue one)
Cameras
Zero Owned or Operated
Broadcast XP
None Whatsoever
Scooter — Head of Transport and Mechanical Excuses
Head of Transport & Mechanical Excuses

Scooter

Scooter joined NotDuneVision at its founding after a distinguished career driving things from one place to another. He is our most experienced driver and the de facto head of fleet operations, a title he did not ask for but has leaned into by purchasing a clipboard.

Scooter is responsible for maintaining the truck fleet, scheduling delivery routes, and explaining why the red truck is actually fine and does not need a new transmission. He is wrong about the transmission. He knows all the best routes through Porter and Lake County and can estimate a material volume by looking at a pile with unsettling accuracy.

He is also the team's primary contact for last-minute delivery changes, which occur more frequently than anyone would prefer. Scooter handles this with remarkable composure. He has never once asked about streaming anything. He is our most grounded employee, both figuratively and, given the amount of time he spends near large piles of gravel, literally.

Specializations
Role
Transport Lead, Fleet Manager
Route Area
Porter, Lake, LaPorte Counties
Specialty
Tight-access delivery, volume estimation
Truck
The Red One (It's Fine)
Cameras
Has a Dashcam. That's It.
Broadcast XP
He Watched the Super Bowl Once
The Stick — Material Quality Specialist
Material Quality Specialist & Stick

The Stick

The Stick came to NotDuneVision through unconventional channels. He was found leaning against a pile of topsoil on the company's first large delivery job and has been a fixture of operations ever since. His exact role is difficult to define, but his presence has proven consistently valuable in ways that resist documentation.

The Stick's primary function is material quality assessment. He is used to check pile depth, test soil consistency, poke suspicious gravel formations, and mark delivery boundaries in loose fill. He has never asked for a salary increase. He has never been late. He does not have opinions about the transmission.

The Stick was briefly considered for a promotion to Senior Stick following the company's expansion into mulch delivery, but ultimately retained his existing title after it was determined that "Senior Stick" created unnecessary hierarchy. He is, by all metrics, the most reliable member of the team. He has a 100% attendance record. He has never called in sick. He does not own a phone. These facts are related.

Specializations
Role
Quality Control, Depth Measurement
Material
All (Can Poke Any of Them)
Specialty
Pile Integrity Assessment
Origin
Unknown. A Yard Somewhere.
Cameras
Absolutely Not
Broadcast XP
Is a Stick
Gravel — Official Site Dog and Mascot
Official Site Dog & Mascot

Gravel

Gravel is the official mascot of NotDuneVision. His role is broadly defined as "morale" and more specifically defined as "being present near piles of material and looking interested." He has never missed a delivery. He has never complained about the gravel. He does not have opinions about Scooter's transmission.

Gravel joined the team at an early age after demonstrating an immediate and unexplained affinity for screened topsoil. He is not involved in logistics, has no background in livestreaming or broadcast production, and has never once asked what a PTZ head is. He is considered a model employee in every measurable respect.

He is the only team member whose name appears in the company statistics. He is handling this with characteristic composure.

Specializations
Role
Morale, Site Presence, Looking Interested
Material
Topsoil (Preferred), All Others Accepted
Attendance
100% — Has Never Called In
Opinions
None. He Is a Dog.
Cameras
Tolerates Them, Unlike Everyone Else
Broadcast XP
None. Good Boy.
Team Credentials

What We Bring To Every Delivery

Our team's collective qualifications span material sourcing, delivery logistics, and pile quality assessment. None of these qualifications involve cameras.

CDL Class A — Mitchell
Indiana DOT • Valid
CDL Class A — Scooter
Indiana DOT • Valid (Barely)
Pile Assessment — The Stick
Self-Certified • Ongoing
Aggregate Specification Familiarity
Mitchell Only • He Will Tell You About It
Route Knowledge — Porter County
Scooter • Extensive
Structural Integrity — The Stick
Self-Evident • 100% Uptime